So ends the epic trilogy.

It may not be evident to our viewers (who surely number in the hundreds of thousands,) but the inestimable Mister Jones is constantly bailing us out at the last minute, when nobody else can be bothered to put together a comic.

Yea Phil! I submitted the idea late Saturday after noon. I honestly didn't know if that'd be enough time but Phil pulled through with an epic ending for a truly epic series.

That is all

Is that like applesauce?

The thing is, Phil actually CAN be bothered to make comics. What else does he have to do?

Oh, public burn.

Burns aside though, Phil draws sex.

That isn't a typo.

Phil drew me playing a DS, which is funny because I almost bought one this weekend. I had an intense desire to by a DS, in fact. Yet I held out. I held out because the DS lite is coming out soon. It's been out in Japan for a month, and it should be coming out in May. But dear God, that seems like a long way away. I know I'll regret it if I don't wait, though.

If you haven't already heard about the DS lite, I suggest you check it out. It's smaller, sexier, and a hell of a lot brighter. Out of four settings, the lowest setting is about the brightness of the current DS. Plus the battery life is better too. I want one now.

<edit> Why am I receiving a blood transfusion because of a punch? </edit>

Today, or rather yesterday, is not a day to celebrate me but rather Laura! She turned 19. Hourah!

Alex, I figured when you went down, you went down hard, possibly hitting the table or a cinder block; something really fucking solid. Why would just a punch land you in a hospital bed?

I drew you drawing a DS because I wanted you doing something other than just sitting there, and I don't like PSPs.

Evan, I suppose, should hold out for a DS Lite as well, then. Laura and I kinda regretted our hasty move of buying DSes around Christmas then finding out about the DS Lite a month and a half later. Same thing happened to me with the GBA and GBA SP, actually. But we've talked ourselves into liking our clunky DSes. They're solid as hell (maybe you landed on a DS), like all Nintendo products, they've got a nice shape, and if the part you hold on to were any smaller it would kill even more. I already get cramps from playing Mario Kart DS for too long. Not Mario 64 DS though. That said, if I didn't have a DS now, and wanted one, I'd hold out for the Lite.

We should all get Tetris DS and WiFi USB dongles (I've already got mine).