Evil Alien Bug 1
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An evil... alien bug. |
Jesus 1 |
Because, it seems, all comics need a visit from Jesus. |
Conan O'Barbarian 1 |
They laugh at his jokes because they're scared. |
Hugh Grant/Hulk 1 |
Err... what can be said that's not said in the comic? |
Elena 1 |
Felan's girlfriend at the time. |
Morpheus, Neo, Agent Smith 1 |
Because apparently the trilogy didn't mock itself enough, we need to as well. |
Dinosaurs 1 |
Dinosaurs! |
Robot Zombie Monkeys 1, 2, 3, 4 |
The most vile henchmen ever. |
Chuck Starrs 1,2 |
The greastest cowboy-ninja-space-pirate ever! He's also the manliest man ever. Breathes and bleeds pure testosterone. |
University Guy 1 |
A representative from The University, sent to kick applicants in the nuts. |
My Pants University's Secretary 1 |
I bet she's easy. |
Ninja Chicks 1 |
I bet they're easy, too. |
Mr. and Mrs. Tumnus 1 |
A subtle bestiality joke, because they don't get much more subtle. |
Darth Vader 1 |
Another pop culture icon who seems impossible to pass up a joke about. |
The Pound Guy 1 |
Your average pimply-faced, squeaky voiced teen. |
Batman 1 |
The dark knight. |
Gnome 1 |
They make everything work. We live in a land of magic! |
Number 6, Rover 1 |
From The Prisonner, an old TV show about NONSENSE! |
Emo Kid 1 |
Broken, bleeding, slit-wristed heart. |
Skank 1 |
Apparently wearing a lowcut shirt which shows one's belly button and tight pants qulifies one as a skank. |