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Miscellaneous Characters

Evil Alien Bug
1

An evil... alien bug.

Jesus
1

Because, it seems, all comics need a visit from Jesus.

Conan O'Barbarian
1

They laugh at his jokes because they're scared.

Hugh Grant/Hulk
1

Err... what can be said that's not said in the comic?

Elena
1

Felan's girlfriend at the time.

Morpheus, Neo, Agent Smith
1

Because apparently the trilogy didn't mock itself enough, we need to as well.

Dinosaurs
1

Dinosaurs!

Robot Zombie Monkeys
1, 2, 3, 4

The most vile henchmen ever.

Chuck Starrs
1,2

The greastest cowboy-ninja-space-pirate ever! He's also the manliest man ever. Breathes and bleeds pure testosterone.

University Guy
1

A representative from The University, sent to kick applicants in the nuts.

My Pants University's Secretary
1

I bet she's easy.

Ninja Chicks
1

I bet they're easy, too.

Mr. and Mrs. Tumnus
1

A subtle bestiality joke, because they don't get much more subtle.

Darth Vader
1

Another pop culture icon who seems impossible to pass up a joke about.

The Pound Guy
1

Your average pimply-faced, squeaky voiced teen.

Batman
1

The dark knight.

Gnome
1

They make everything work. We live in a land of magic!

Number 6, Rover
1

From The Prisonner, an old TV show about NONSENSE!

Emo Kid
1

Broken, bleeding, slit-wristed heart.

Skank
1

Apparently wearing a lowcut shirt which shows one's belly button and tight pants qulifies one as a skank.