I know, I know. It's late. But that doesn't detract from its awesomeness.

Felan denies actually having mob ties, but I know the truth. Just like I know the truth about his left testicle.

...

*cough*

One more late payment and I'll have you whacked, Gill.

Wait, did I say payment? I meant update. And by whacked I meant... written a strongly worded letter...